Dumb Arizona Law

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

Dumb City Law in Auburn, Alabama

Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

Paid not to Work - Common Sense ?

The Conservation Reserve program pays farmers $2 billion annually not to farm their land.

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Was that Gulf War or golf course - Common Sense ?

Washington recently spent $1.8 million to help build a private golf course in Atlanta, Georgia.

Hurricane or Windfall - Common Sense ?

Auditors discovered that 900,000 of the 2.5 million recipients of emergency Katrina assistance provided false names, addresses, or Social Security numbers or submitted multiple applications.

Government Fast and Loose with Taxpayer Money - Common Sense?

The Federal Communications Commission spent $350,000 to sponsor NASCAR driver David Gilliland.

Who are the Prostitutes - Common Sense ?

Washington will spend $2.6 million training Chinese prostitutes to drink more responsibly on the job.

Use it or Lose it - Common Sense ?

Washington spends $25 billion annually maintaining unused or vacant federal properties.

Common Sense or Solar Rip-Off ?

$535 million

“Loan guarantees” from the Obama administration to Solyndra, the solar energy company that laid off 1,100 workers and filed for bankruptcy in September 2011.